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Me: Oh thats cute *Checks price tag* Me:No its not
Me: Oh thats cute *Checks price tag* Me:No its not
“hmm ive been here before” “how do you know?” “the wifi connects automatically”
A man was hit by a car and wasn’t breathing. Witnesses called paramedics but they were afraid he wouldn’t make it. A civilian rushed into… Read More »to save the Saturday
Me: I’m gonna study this year.. I have to make my Parents proud & get better grades.. Internet: What did you say ? Me: Nothing,… Read More »I love you
I named my cat “Honey”. So when I get home i can shout. “Honey, I’m home!” Then cry for 20 minutes cause my life Is… Read More »pathetic joke
I named my cat “Honey”. So when I get home i can shout. “Honey, I’m home!” Then cry for 20 minutes cause my life Is… Read More »pathetic joke
If I was a black girl, I’d go to a tanning salon just so I could burst out the front door looking at my arms… Read More »wtf
Our family is so poor, we all Instagram the same plate of food.
Cashier: ok that will be $237.53 me: do you accept tears
There is nothing funnier than yelling, “SHE’S STEALING MY CHILD!” and pointing at a woman who’s having trouble with her kid in public.