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My girlfriend notices i play X-box a lot.One afternoon she came over when i was playing X-box and she said “its like your second girlfriend”.I… Read More »second

“did I ever tell you you’re my hero?” “sir…” “you’re everything I wish I could be.” “sir, I’m getting rained on, please just take your… Read More »hero

Ladies, if you really wanna scare a guy this year, don’t get a costume. Get a shirt that says “Ready for marriage” or “Size matters” …

Trust is the most important thing in any relationship.. Without 100% trust in a woman, how do you know she won’t tell your wife?

I just won an Academy Award for acting surprised when my credit card was declined.

The new iPad Air will make your wallet very lighter.

moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items

This Halloween I’m dressing up as a plate. Girls love to do dishes.

“I’m leaving you” my wife screamed, ” You don’t lift a finger around this house.” “And what about this?” I replied, waving remote control. “Does… Read More »by itself

Do you believe in love at first sight ? Because you might want to try losing some weight, if you want that shit to happen.