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Inside every fat woman there is a thin woman. Inside every thin woman there is a fat woman waiting for marriage.

“Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.” – anonymous

I tried to download a girlfriend last night. But I didn’t have enough cache.

They say laughter is the best medicine, and based on how many people laugh at me, I’m gonna live forever.

Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not… Read More »be a warrior

Every time I see someone with Google glasses I’m gonna run up and scream “image search diarrhea, safety mode off! open first 50 results in… Read More »prank

I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t… Read More »unrealistic

Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not… Read More »advice

My goal is to lose this hangover So I can earn another.

Tomorrow will be better, and if it’s not I say it again tomorrow…you never know right? At some point, someday…tomorrow WILL be better..