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I don’t care if you’re here to murder me – we take our shoes off in this house.

I just walked up to a girl while she was chewing gum. I asked her if she could blow bubbles. she siad, “Who’s Bubbles?”

Just been caught playing with myself….. Now everyone knows my cloning experiment worked!!

If I had a nickel for all the times I’m confused, I would be like, “Why do I have these nickels? What is going on?… Read More »more now

They say that eating Subway is healthy, so I always eat some after I leave McDonald’s.

Apparently studying 3D geometry with 3D glasses on doesn’t help.

My wife said, “Honey, let’s do something different tonight.” “What did you have in mind?” I asked. “I want you to imagine I’m a slutty… Read More »different

I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can ”like” it.

Friend:”You look pretty today!” Me: “Umm..was I ugly yesterday?”

Little Johnny is out walking with his dad when they see two dogs shagging on the other side of the road. “What are they doing,… Read More »holding