thefun

Broke people shopping: “Wow! This is the *sees price tag* ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen “

There is a town in Norway called Hell. It freezes over almost every winter.

Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house,… Read More »for mama

I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and… Read More »argument

Saw a boat with a sign that read, “For Sale”, so I added the missing “-ing”……..Idiots.

High school is like a free trial on education and then once you’ve graduated they say, “Ok now if you want to continue, please pay… Read More »free trial

I might be going to hell, but my at least my coffee will never get cold.

If I find out who sent my wife a large bouquet of flowers today, I’m going to beat their ass. ….The stupid bitch thought it… Read More »reward

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn’t even listening to you.

I Gave your girlfriend an oral mammogram.