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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because… Read More »honest

I was transferred to a new school last week. I hated being the new guy so I had to make a name for myself. I… Read More »new school

I was in my car driving back from work last night. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, “One… Read More »one minute

If you get a new job before you quit your old one, its considered responsible; however, if you do that with your girlfriend it’s considered… Read More »cheating

I’m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.

Women have the ability to keep smiling even when they’re planning revenge.

So the interviewer asked “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” I responded “Do you see fortune teller on my fucking resume`?!? No you… Read More »fortune teller

I get really fucking pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of personal questions. So no… the job interview didn’t go very well.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday