As I picked up the largest cucumber in the supermarket a man also went to grab for it. “Oh, I bet you know why I want the biggest one,” I playfully winked at him. “Why don’t you come back to my place and find out what I will be using it for?”
My wife told me women were better at multi tasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what, she… Read More »not better
There’s a story they tell of two dogs.Both at different times walk into the same room.one comes out wagging his tail while the other comes… Read More »reflection
Do you need glasses? □ Yes □ No ✔
My wife left me because of my obsession with The Beatles. It’s been a hard day’s night.
I’m not left handed, I just like to play life on Hardcore.
I watched a directors cut of a porn film last night. At the end of the film, he actually fixed the washing machine.
My wife and I have been trying to get pregnant for a few months now, so yesterday we went to an OBGYN’s office, to make… Read More »come inside
To do list: 1) Go to pet store. 2) Buy bird seed. 3) Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow.
Sometimes I think that divorce would be easier than putting together the furniture my wife bought at IKEA.