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As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was allowed a final minute with my wife. I said “Listen Susan,… Read More »Week

Whilst travelling to work on the train this morning I noticed this really fit bird that I couldn’t take my eyes off. She saw me… Read More »Wtf

If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I’m going to say: Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!! Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt,… Read More »Morse code

The wife  just told me that if I’m a good boy and eat all my dinner, she’s going to take me upstairs and fuck my… Read More »Lost appetite

According to the bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10. Anyone think that we could be following the wrong guy?

A note to all the strippers out there. Bambi was a boy.

” how old are you?” I asked my husband’s mistress. ” 20, I will be 21 in a few days!” ” Yeah we’ll see ”… Read More »We’ll see

Lady: Houston! We have a problem! NASA: What’s the problem Captain? Lady: Never mind. It’s nothing. NASA: I repeat, what’s the problem? Lady: Nothing everything… Read More »First Lady on the Moon

I’ve just seen a massive rat in Pizza Hut. He was picking up an order for the Ninja Turtles.

I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?