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Trick

I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with… Read More »Trick

Difference

What’s the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?  Jack Daniels is still killing Indians

Time machine

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast

Nice

If you ask Vanilla Ice’s mother about his childhood….. She’ll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby.

No mercy

When a woman is mad for whatever reason at a man and she remains quiet for long periods of time, beware that she is simply… Read More »No mercy

French

When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” just after a swear word. I’ll never forget the first day at… Read More »French

From her

My wife wanted me to come shopping, but I had a headache… I must have caught it from her last night when we didn’t have… Read More »From her