Risk
50% of marriages fail… if you were going skydiving and they told you only 50% of the parachutes opened… would you still fucking jump
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Not alone
FAVORITE SEX POSITION: Really doesn’t matter as long as I’m not by myself!!!
Leading
A recent study shows that the leading cause of pregnancy in Ireland …. Is Guinness!
Forever
“We’re going to be together for the rest of our lives,” smiled my girlfriend as we flew out to our dream holiday in Hawaii. “You… Read More »Forever
Bet
“I bet you your car, house, savings, and dignity that you can’t make me happy for the rest of my life.” -Women
Dinners
My psychologist: Mhmm. Been drinking heavier than usual? Me: Mmm. Uhh. No, not really. Just the occasional glass of wine with dinner. My psychologist: Uh… Read More »Dinners
to be sure
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is… Read More »to be sure
Olympic
girl- Harder! Deeper!! Faster!!! me- Wetter! Tighter!! Younger!!!
Who decided
If her bra and panties match when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.
Familiar
If someone says “You look familiar,” just ask “Were we in prison together?” That will stop any further conversation… You’re welcome…