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Person: You a athletic? Me: I run Person: oh Sweet Me: *Whispers* a blog.

One sunny day, a priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. They pass a lake, and the priest says “It’s nice and sunny,… Read More »Recognition

Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said “I died of cancer.” The second man said,… Read More »Seenus

I said to my wife “I think we are ready for the next stage of our relationship.” she giggled and said “what are you on… Read More »Step by step

Dear Santa,
I don’t know if you can do this, but for christmas, I’d like for my mammy and daddy to get back together.Please see what you can do?”
Love Teddy.

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“I love you,” I slurred as I phoned my wife from the pub.
“I love you too,” came the reply.Read More »Wrong number

Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don’t know.

The inventor of the snooze button has died. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 6:00, 6:09, 6:18, 6:27, and 6:36.

I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette.

Instead of leaking celebrity photos, maybe we can leak PDF versions of college textbooks? Just shooting that out there.