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Mess

Women are quick to leave a man who lives with his mom but will mess with a man who lives with his wife.

Swap

My wife stopped the car today and asked a guy for some directions. “What’s the quickest way to get to the town centre?” she asked.… Read More »Swap

Alive?

I didn’t have alcohol for a week and got a text from my Liver, “Hey there! You still alive?”

Nominated

Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as “man surprised his credit card was declined”

Own hands

My girlfriend broke up with me. I guess it’s time to take things in my own hands now.

Negotiate

The kidnapper rang and said to me, “€10,000 and you get your wife back.” “Negotiate with him!” advised the policeman. “€20,000 and she’s all yours.”… Read More »Negotiate

In line

When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. The people behind me are cool.

My cross

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be… Read More »My cross