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I went to see my psychiatrist yesterday and he said, “I want to try a little reverse psychology on you in this session.” I said,… Read More »Reverse

“Can I have a double Jack and coke please?” I slurred. “Don’t you think you’ve had enough, sir?” He replied. “What? Listen dickhead, I could… Read More »Enough

You know how when you break up with someone, then see them & they’ve gained weight & it makes you so happy? I think that’s… Read More »Happy to see

I’m taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to climb the Stairway to Heaven.

Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I’m already here.. .. .. -Men

I took a taxi to my court appearance the other day. “What are you here for?” asked the driver. “My bankruptcy hearing. You might as… Read More »Witness

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

I might look like I’m doing nothing.. but in my head I’m having a serious conversation

Sometimes it physically hurts to hold back a sarcastic comment.

Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out… Read More »Fifth person