Why did Joseph Stalin always write in lower case letters?
He hated capitalism.
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C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.After a few drinks,… Read More »C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
If riding a dick was a sport, what would it be called?
Whores riding.
Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet.
She didn’t succeed but she did leave a large visible crack.
My kids kept finding all the presents I hid around the house so someone suggested I keep them in the attic.
Now they are crying up there and saying it’s too cold and dark.
Why’d the shy spy lose his job?
He was too embarrassed about being debriefed.
So there’s this guy drinking at a bar, getting absolutely shit faced
Near the end of the night, after he had a few too many, he pukes all over his shirt. He’s yells out “oh fuck, not… Read More »So there’s this guy drinking at a bar, getting absolutely shit faced
A man runs into a store.
He approaches the shopkeeper and exclaims, “Help! help! I’ve met a beautiful girl, but she’s trapped at the bottom of a well.” The shopkeeper reaches… Read More »A man runs into a store.