What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking
thefun
I was driving down the road yesterday and was almost hit
By a storm trooper.
What’s 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Why are french ducks so sexy?
They have a certain ‘Je ne sais quack’
My girlfriend’s roommate wouldn’t let me redo their bathroom tiles.
What a caulk block.
A foolish Dutchman
What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?One is a hollow cylinderand the other a silly Hollander.
I’ve invented a device for tracking fecal quality
It’s a ShitBit
What do assassins do when they have nothing to do?
They kill time
Shaggy as part of the Gestapo
Like Fred man, I’m trying to look for Jews