suddenly
I took off my boyfriend’s glasses last night and said, “Wow, you’re stunning!” He said, “And so are you…. …suddenly.”
thefun
fantasy
My husband asked me to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy… that we have health insurance.
awkward
There’s nothing more awkward than beating your family on a Wii game that requires the remote to be vigorously jerked back and forth, only for… Read More »awkward
nice…
Pick-up line: “I think it’s high time someone came over here and told you what everyone has been saying about you behind your back.” “And… Read More »nice…
confused
Ladies..Men think with their penis… So if you see one scratching their crotch, it means they’re confused.
I just made a sex tape. but I guess Home Alone is already taken.
I just made a sex tape. but I guess Home Alone is already taken.
like mal nipple
Religion is like the male nipple: It has survived years of human evolution despite having no useful purpose.
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5, one to screw it in, and four to sing about how… Read More »How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I read somewhere that 37 is too old to still be living with your…
I read somewhere that 37 is too old to still be living with your parents. It was on a note, in my bedroom.
no, I am not
My friend said im trivial and boring. Funny thing, Did you know the word ‘trivia’ has an interesting origin story.