experience
Over the years I’ve learned that everyone has to pay for their own mistakes. Except for the government. We have to pay for theirs too.
thefun
don’t ask
If you have to ask a woman if she came, she didn’t.
Ghepetto walked in on his son Pinnochio, and nearly died of a…
Ghepetto walked in on his son Pinnochio, and nearly died of a heart attack when he saw his son.. Lying under the bed sheets with… Read More »Ghepetto walked in on his son Pinnochio, and nearly died of a…
solver
When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in til noon, because I’m a problem Solver.
To those who say love is more important than money…
To those who say love is more important than money… Have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
In hell, everyone can see your Google search history.
In hell, everyone can see your Google search history.
almost cooking
The recipe might be easy, but a reservation is easier.
to do
The Pink Panther’s To Do list: – To do – To do – To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
not miracle
“MOM I HAVE GOOD NEWS! “What? Did you get an A on your math exam?” “I said I have good news, not a miracle.”
exotic stare
Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations.