Jesus walks into a bar
Hands the barman some nails and says, “can you put me up for the night?”
thefun
Why don’t people want to play board games made in Thailand?
Because it’s always a Thai game.
I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread.
He would then take the ashes and sell them in clay vases.I wouldn’t think he would be able to make much money from that, but… Read More »I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread.
But…
r/WatchPeopleDieInside•Posted byu/TheRiyan6 hours agobut, a kilogram…. View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen2.9k points122 comments
As Mary told the wisemen,
Who brings myrrh to a christening?
What do you call…
What do you call a man in a three foot deep hole?Doug.What do you call a man in a one foot deep hole?Douglas ( say… Read More »What do you call…
A man get caught by the police speeding.
The officer asked the man if he knows why he got pulled over. The man replys that he was speeding because the cars stolen and… Read More »A man get caught by the police speeding.
How do you know if a hippie’s been in your house?
They’re still there.
I dont tell people about my sex life anymore
Because nobody wants to hear my fuckin’ stories