The recent smart home device hackings convinced me to throw away my Roomba.
It’s been collecting my dirt for years.
thefun
What car does a bacteria drive?
A Ford Coccus
In medical school, I was told never to tell a person they have cancer right before they board a plane
Nobody likes a terminal diagnosis.
How can you tell the difference between an introvert and an extrovert programmer?
An introvert programmer stares at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert programmer stares at yours.
A priest went to get his hair cut.
Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The priest was so moved that the next day… Read More »A priest went to get his hair cut.
When I was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry
I love to solve integer sets when hammered…
Some call me a functioning alcoholic.
You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?
I fucking hate my dad! Also there should be a flair for Family/FriendsBut my dad is a Homophobic POS, he saw my watching Steven Universe… Read More »You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?