An old Irish woman wins the lottery…
…and decides to to indulge herself with a milk bath, so she calls her local dairyman. “I’d like to order meself some milk” “How much… Read More »An old Irish woman wins the lottery…
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Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other:
“I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Stalin was out swimming, but he began to drown.
A peasant who was passing by jumped in and pulled him safely to shore. Stalin asked the peasant what he would like as a reward.… Read More »Stalin was out swimming, but he began to drown.
Not for the easily offended, very politically incorrect joke.
Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying.”What’s wrong?” man asks.”Never been kissed before” girl says.Man kisses her and she… Read More »Not for the easily offended, very politically incorrect joke.
Reputable news outlets?
Hey all, this is my first post here. I’m hoping to get some insights to some questions.I am personally having a difficult time finding news… Read More »Reputable news outlets?
My grandpa had a glass eye.
It scared the crap out of me as a kid. When he babysat me he would take his glass eye out and put on an… Read More »My grandpa had a glass eye.