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H: “Honey, even if I really turned into a zombie, I will never eat you.”W: “Aww….”H: “The doctor told me to cut down on fatty… Read More »A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.

The New York jets

“Usually from suicide or overdose, son” i told him

You just have to find the right time to sneak in and out

Nobody laughed, they said it didn’t work.

That way, a certain percentage of your spending goes towards the Republican Party.

Should I be concerned? I’ve already sent my SS their gift, and got a thank you from them. Mine still hasn’t pulled my info yet.

I used my artistic lie-sense.