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How do you keep a member of congress from walking away when you’re trying to ask them a question?
Give them a piece of gum.
Her: They’re charging a dollar to pump up your tires now
Me: That’s inflation for you
My sister needs help in buying headphones.
My sister is looking for a new pare of headphones. She has traditionally only bought Beats, and I was trying to persuade her not to… Read More »My sister needs help in buying headphones.
Merry Christmas everybody!
One day four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to… Read More »Merry Christmas everybody!
I once dated a girl with a lazy eye
Turned out she was seeing someone else on the side.