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A jumping bean.

Osama Bin-Lard

Son: “Dad, what’s and alcoholic?”Dad: “Son, do you see those 4 cars ahead of us? An alcoholic would see 8.”Son: But, dad there’s only 2.”

He turns to his wife and says, Bring the little ones inside, it looks like its going to be a wet day. His wife says… Read More »A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.

…the President hops into bed next to the first lady.She immediately lets out a shriek. “Christ!!! Your feet are cold!!!”He chuckles and replies “That’s OK… Read More »Feeling amorous after a difficult day…

Wonder how’ll they’ll feel when I tell them my old phone is in a recycle bin somewhere. Should they have mentioned that they’d be wanting… Read More »After sending me a “free” Pixel 3aXL, Visible wrote to me asking to return my dead phone.

One leak and you could end up sentenced to at least 18 years.

I’m not an Orange.. Impeach.

But when I tell my buddy the same thing I am ‘being inappropriate’ and I ‘should really close the coffin now’. The world we live… Read More »So when a girl tells her friend she has a great ass in that jeans it’s okay,