Yesterday i bought a pair of shoes from my drugdealer
But he must have laced them weirdlyI was tripping all day
thefun
All women are bi
It’s your job to guess whether it’s sexual or polar.
I would tell you how awkwardly my first experience with anal sex went.
But I don’t want to be the butt of the joke.
A cannibal on the deathbed was guaranteed a last meal of his choosing
After te execution the jail Director reported: ‘His last meal was so demanding, we had to cut staff.’
Why did the diabetic kid die after his mother sent him to bed?
She wished him sweet dreams.
Who is the king of christmas music?
Elfis Presently
I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.