What starts with I, ends with I and has an I in it?
Answer: Illuminati
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My friend and I were looking at a really fancy and expensive handbag
Her: I would die for thisMe: I would kill for thisAfter that we just stared weirdly at each other
My favorite word is “drool”.
It just rolls of the tongue.
I can accurately predict all the major events happening next year…
I have 20/20 vision.Happy holidays folks.
It’s funny when fat people say obesity runs in their family.
because nobody runs in their family
My friend can recognize a woman by looking at her breasts
He says they can hide their face, but they cannot hide their identitties
My dentist asked me if I floss between meals
“No, usually between teeth” I replied.
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, “Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.” As he finished… Read More »A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
A warning to all.
Be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas. Quite rightly, police are out checking on people.Last night I went our for… Read More »A warning to all.
Why do the Hong Kong police get up early in the morning?
To beat the crowds.