An actual conversation I heard today
Kid: so everyone in my family has brown eyes, but I have blue, why is that?Science teacher: oh, that’s what we call the “mailman theory”
thefun
Why do horse-girls like horses so much?
Because it’s the only stable relationship they’ll ever have!
I asked my wife if i was the only one she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.
I went to watch the new Jumanji movie today.
That was some next level stuff.
What did Hillary say today while sipping her tea?
Mmmm. Peach mint.
A group of teachers of different subjects have entered a contest to see who is the best…
…after battling each other in several one v one quiz rounds the Math teacher finds herself in the finale! She then turns to the other… Read More »A group of teachers of different subjects have entered a contest to see who is the best…
Hey is your dad in prison?
Cause if I was your dad I’d sure be in prison
The “ladies and gentlemen, we got em” meme is one of the best of the decade
Change my state of mind
Why do archaeologists always drink beer?
Their careers are in ruins!
Did you hear about the part-time chemist?
He only worked periodically