Guys, don’t pee in the woods….
You’d piss mother nature off.
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TIL: bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest
In retrospect, this was pretty obvious considering that Mt. Everest can’t fly
My uncle doesn’t like us lighting crackers on special occasions..
He says we’re burning money.
What did the pretentious underground portion of a house say to the floors above it at an EDM festival?
“I wonder what the bass meant?”
What do you call a shark’s asshole?
An orafish
Son: What was George Washington Carver most well known for?
Dad: Carving Mount Rushmore?
What kind of cars do elves drive?
TOYotas….
Knock knock. Who’s there? Narcoleptic. Narcoleptic who?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I think my dog ate all of the a scarbble tiles
He keeps dropping hints around the house