What’s common between Fast Food restaurants and Church Priests
Both want ti stick their meat into 10 yr olds
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Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
Henri Dupont, the son of the owner of the only store in Dupont, Missouri, spends most of his days (when he’s not doing chores or… Read More »Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
[7 year old me opening presents from Santa]
ME: wowee… a Lynyrd skynyrd album?[at the North Pole]Elf with mullet: where the fuck is my CD?
My grandpa: u don’t need fancy stuff u need a dumb flip phone
Me:……..OK BOOMER
What’s the opposite of Tow Mater?
Finger Mater
What house call what cat
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