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Being a Genie is so much fun.
Last week a kid wished his pets could live as long as him. So I made his parents anti-vaxxers.
“Would you circumcise my son?”
Rabbi: “How old is he?””Five.”Rabbi: “Are you kidding? That’s way past the usual cut off date.”
I’m dreading January…
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Why did Logan Paul not give rice gum a hi five?
Because he likes to leave asians hanging
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender stops him in advance, “We don’t serve noble gases around here.”Helium doesn’t react.
I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart.
What he’s doing round my house I don’t know.
Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
She said, “Johnny go watch the men working and come back and tell me what you learned.”So Johnny went and watched the construction workers work… Read More »Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.