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How can you distinguish between a hospital and a military base?
Frankly I’m not sure – I’m just a drone pilot.
The Americans in WWII discovered a weakness in the Nazis.
The Americans snuck into the Nazi bunkers, and all of a sudden, pulled out…Cleaning spray.They all pressed the release button, but when the haze cleared,… Read More »The Americans in WWII discovered a weakness in the Nazis.
So my wife called me a pedophile
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I go to the gym religiously…
ya know twice a year when my family starts bugging me to go
My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.
I told her she’s crazy, there’s no such thing as gaslighting.
My dad joke
So it’s Christmas time, and Jesus arrives at his parents house. Jesus says “hello mother I have arrived” and Mary says “it wouldn’t be Christmas… Read More »My dad joke
6 six years ago I made a new year’s resolution, and I have never broken it.
“No more New year’s resolutions”