Why did David Bowie’s VCR always flash “12:00”?
Because although time may change him, he can’t change time. instagram türk takipçi satın al
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A wise old pirate captain has captured a group of merchant sailors, but he tells them that he will spare their lives if they can answer a question: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
The first sailor, with a smug look on his face, haughtily walks up to the captain and says “Obviously it’s RRRRRRR!”. The captain slowly shakes… Read More »A wise old pirate captain has captured a group of merchant sailors, but he tells them that he will spare their lives if they can answer a question: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
What is the weirdest conversation you’ve overheard?
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A plane crashes. Every single person dies. Who survives?
Every couple -my 8yr old daughters riddle instagram türk takipçi satın al
A Klansman, a murderer and a wife beater walks to a bar
The bartender says: “Hello Officer, what would you like to drink?” instagram türk takipçi satın al
How did Kanye commit suicide?
He jumped from the top of his ego. instagram türk takipçi satın al
Before the swordfight could begin, one big ferocious knight displays a gigantic sword to his opponent, an unarmed midget-knight, and laughs at him
The midget knight doesn’t seem to be frightened and proceeds to be in the position to fight. The big knight lunges towards him and gets… Read More »Before the swordfight could begin, one big ferocious knight displays a gigantic sword to his opponent, an unarmed midget-knight, and laughs at him
What’s red and smells?
Rudolph’s nose. türk takipçi
Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.
The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.So he asks the class for an… Read More »Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.
Yesterday my doctor told me my chronic diarrhea is inherited.
Runs in the family. türk takipçi