A pirate joke
So two pirates are working on a pirate ship, one of them is an older pirate and one of them is a new pirate. So… Read More »A pirate joke
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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the… Read More »It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
What is the most fiscally responsible religion?
Christianity… because Jesus saves
A Pirate walks into a Bar
Bartender asks “Why do you have a paper towel on your hat?”Pirate says “Arrgh, there be a Bounty on me head.”ThanksAlexa türk takipçi satın al
I am not crazy…
2 out of every 3 voices inside of me says so. instagram türk takipçi satın al
So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed
Now. I didn’t realize it while talking, but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me.… Read More »So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed
Dairy Sauce
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What’s the scariest situation you’ve been in? [Serious]
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If you commit 90 sins, you’ll be caught about half the time.
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