Jokes

So, “20 x 0 = 0.”I don’t know what’s funny!

Because the ant hill is for ten ants only.

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It’s poaching.

Like you don’t see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

The task is to go into a forest and capture the rabbit in there.The FBI goes in, they place inside operatives into the animal kingdom, question all the tree witnesses, and interrogate even the rocks. After 3 months of effort, they come out, and conclude that the rabbit does not exist, and was just an urban myth.The CIA goes in next. In a week, there is an uprising of freedom fighters who seek to overthrow the hierarchy, which escalates until the forest burns down. They present the corpse of a rabbit and say it resisted.Not impressed, the KGB is sent in to the next forest. By the afternoon, they come out, dragging a bloody and bruised bear behind them, who instantly confesses: “I am rabbit. My mother and father were rabbits.”