Jokes

Because it’s rapidly becoming apparent to me.

The house owner says “Damn you, this is MY property!” The robber responds “No. This is OUR property”.

Because you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Hell if I know!

I’ve decided to stop referring to my moods as manic or depressive. From now on they will be called beast mode and cocoon mode.I also think a lot about that joke about how God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from taking over the world (I’m Irish). I think that idea applies to being bipolar. It’s like living the game of life on expert level. If we could find a way to stabilize our moods and maintain good manic energy for long periods of time, we’d be running things.

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

They’re always hung way too early.

Two mennonite.

but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

So you don’t see their Djinn-itals.