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I just read an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there’s a lot of cross referencing.
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I told my wife I was going to give her gold-medal sex.
She said, “Just once, could you give me silver-medal sex and finish second?”
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Amazon is launching a new personal assistant for people suffering from depression.
They are calling it Alexa Pro.
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My Dad recently passed away because he couldn’t remember his blood group so that we can give him blood. He was telling us to “Be Positive. Be Positive”,but I don’t know how we could at such a bad time.
Really sad….
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If “going number 1” means “taking a pee”
Number 1 doesn’t mean shit.
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So there was this one prostitute that said she would do anything for money…
There were these really irritating guys that made me want to strangle the life out of their bodies. I asked her if she could beat the fuck out of them.So then she told me “i can’t do two jobs at once”
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I saw a few nuns at a bus stop…one of them was smoking a cigarette, one of them was wearing a beanie…
You could say they had a couple bad habits.
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This girl told me that she could suck me off inside my own head.
It was truly mind-blowing.
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How do you think burning sperm would smell like?
Genocide
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No one knows what propaganda means anymore.
It’s when a British person takes a really good look at something.