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What do you call a Californian’s penis in the morning?
Redwood
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3 ghosts wanted to scare 3 men.
There was a teen ghost, a middle-aged ghost and an aged ghost that wanted to scare 3 men: Joe, Sal and Murr.The teen ghost told the middle ghost “Boo Joe.”, and it obliged, much to their enjoyment.The teen ghost then asked the aged ghost to “Boo Sal”, but the ghost responded “I don’t want to. He spends too much time on his phone, and not enough time trying to afford housing.”The teen ghost rolled it’s eyes and sighed “Ok, boo Murr.”
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I took a vitamin supplement in hopes to look much younger.
Didn’t work at all. 🙁 I think this “B 12” slogan should be banned as false advertising!!
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It’s hard to go on a date with a librarian
They’re always booked
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The rude skeleton!
Why did the skeleton burp in church?He didn’t have the guts to fart.
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Why don’t suicidal people just starve themselves?
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People keep telling me to take an Anger Management class, but I don’t understand why…
I already know how to piss off management, why would I need to take a class for it?
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Sackler Family is all the evidence we need.
The Sackler Family of Perdue Pharmaceutical has stashed billions of dollars away, profits made from the sales of opioids to the American people, profits made possible by government patents.It is time that we stop this from happening again.It is time for the US government to fund all drug research and make all discoveries made available generically.
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The best thing to come from this Trump / Ukraine scandal is that women in DC bars aren’t allowed to turn me down anymore without risking an impeachable offense
“Obstruction of Congress”
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Whats the diffarence between a dirty busstop and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty busstation, the other’s a busty crustation.
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