Jokes

Because 789.

Are Chuck Norris jokes even still a thing???

As opposed to guitarists, there’s no strings attached.

They’re both just pieces of meat stuck in between 2 soft buns

They’re both green…Apart from the hare.

we, we! baguettes!

Their policies are ahead of the times

They’re on the verge of dying from dehydration when they find a genie lamp on the ground. They rub it and a genie comes out and says:”You have freed me from a 2000 years slumber. You will be rewarded with a wish each.” The first man, excited, asks to go back home and drink some of his mom’s delicious lemonade, his wish is granted. The second man asks to go back to his house to have a pool party with all his friends, his wish is also granted. The third and last man waits a little to think and says:”Now, I feel kinda lonely. I wish my 2 other friends would come back.”

Soon after her husband pulled the doctor aside and asked him “How soon until we can have sex”?The doctor smiled and replied “I can meet you out back in 10 minutes!”

Budget is around $200 and im looking for something simple and can still fit an audio setup (nothing crazy)