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Why are there so many tailors in France?
Because that’s where the pro fitter roles are.
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We call them “slides,” when actually we slide down them and the thing itself doesn’t slide.
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What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
The seals.
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Why did the Saudi Arabian cross the road?
To get to the other… Sa’id…
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Joe The Frog
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Chicken Tenders
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My wife was mad that she couldn’t tickle me while she was breastfeeding our child
I said “that sucks.”
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When I die, I’d like to go in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like the other 4 people in the car.
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Common English mistakes:
Mixing up their, there or they’reWrong use of to, too or twoEnslaving innocent peoplePutting commas in the wrong place
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What do you call a poop diary?
A log log.