Jokes

A restaurant owner has a sign in the front: “whoever makes the donkey in the backyard laugh, gets a free meal”A man comes in. He asked the owner if he could try to make the donkey laugh.“Go for it.”, says the owner.The customer goes to the donkey and whispers something to the donkey. The donkey is laughing out his lungs out.The owner can’t believe his eyes but serves the man his free meal.The next day, the owner hangs out another sign: “whoever makes the donkey cry, gets a free meal”The same man as before comes in and asks the owner if he could give it a try.“Why not” says the owner, knowing he couldn’t make it a second time.The man goes in the backyard and after a few moments you hear the donkey sobbing and crying.The man comes back and the owner is totally confused.

You’ve let me down, you’ve let the school down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down.

A dress

A phallacy.

When Santa does come once a year… does Mrs.Claus say “Let it Snow” or “Let it Go”?

And the bartender says, “what can I get you?”

I said, “Don’t worry. It’ll be a piece of cake.”

Man 1 starts to kiss man 2Man 3: “dude you can’t do that here”Man 2: “why not, it’s 2019 dude”Man 3: “not for long…”

We also had an ant that could tap dance

A friend arrives to visit and asks him ” Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies : . . . . . . . . . . . . . ” A girl” What were you thinking? He’s a programmer, he can understand basic questions.