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I can see 2 weeks into the future.
Yeah, I have 2020 vision
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Jokes
What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!
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We all know where the Big Apple is
But do we know where Minneapolis
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Remember when picking up women
It’s the thot that counts
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A patient calls his old therapist
Patient: I just feel like I can’t connect with anyone. I’m always the third wheel or being forgotten. No one has any time for me. Therapist: I wonder what is making you feel that, unfortunately I have too many patients right now so I can’t see you.
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« Dad, i just had my first sexual experience yesterday »
« Son, I’m proud of you. Come have a sit and tell me everything about it »« well i can’t sit, my butthole still hurts »
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What did the melon say to his daughter when he caught her running off with her boyfriend?
You’re too young, you cantaloupe!
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What is a time that you upvoted a comment on a post but not the post itself?
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A few from my 8 year old sister…
Why does tigger smell?Because he’s been playing with poohWhich is the hairy side of a monkey?The outside
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What do you get when you cross Jason and Santa Claus?
Chrismask
Jokes
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