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If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?
General: If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the back, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the left, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the right, what will you do?Me: General, am I the only one defending this country?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
No idea…
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Fuck Coughlin, he ruined Davis Wilson’s career by benching him after one fucking fumble you old ass prick. He never fumbled again that year while being the best kickoff return man in the league. I believe he hurt his neck trying to prove himself to that white ass irish catholic motherfucker. #FYTC
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Why Does The Origami Like to do Laundry?
Because it likes folding.
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The doctor told me I had only 2 years left to live.
So I killed him and the judge gave me 40.
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I heard a rumor that Epstein was hung like a horse
But I’m pretty sure you would need more rope to hang a horse.
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Winter is here for many. Remember to adjust your center of balance when walking.
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ELI5: why do manual cars have gears and why not just go for automatic?
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If you could pick your own dad who would it be?
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sally is on the swing
sally falls of the swing because she has no arms knock knock who’s there not sally sally has a friend with no legs her names is eileen they go swimming in the ocean with their friend he has no arms and legs his name is bob when bob is at sally’s door they call him matt
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