Jokes

It’s called Toys for Twats

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

They both get paid by the load.

I know I sound like a boomer “oh technology” but I’m a huge supporter of social media to socialize except when it comes to dating apps. Dating apps are the worst. You’re specifically trying to force love, which is abnormally stupid and I cannot believe. Just because you “connect” and like the same things isn’t an indicator when you’re using a dating app. Love should be found through real life experience instead of putting up picture of you trying to look hot and seem like a rebel. Just seems like a stupid way to do it imo.

Last night, we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.

I’ve tried several varieties of kratom. My favorite is green maeng da, which gives me a nice euphoria and calm feeling, excellent for anxiety without putting me to sleep.My local kratom bar was out of green maeng da, so I decided to try green dragon, and holy shit.I usually take at least 4 grams of green maeng da to get the feeling I like, and if I’ve been using a lot and my tolerance is high, I’ll take as much as 8 grams.But this green dragon has a strong effect at just half a gram. I took four grams once, and it hit me so hard that it wasn’t even pleasant.Is this an inherent difference between green maeng da and green dragon, or did I probably just get a strong batch by chance?