Jokes

Me: Technically I can’t.

imagene, u go in and see dog yuo like, and i get him if pay moneiy, why not is exists yet, IT ARE GOOD.

All the lactose

Nikola’s Sparks

One baby in 3 garbage cans.

A married man died just before sex.His wife cut his penis, coated it with cement & fixed it on her bedroom wall.Every night she used to stand against the wall & satisfy herself.One day, her neighbour saw this.He made a hole in the wall removed the husband’s penis & put his own penis in place of that & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife… cut his penis & said…”Darling, today we are shifting to our new house..!”Moral Don’t put your dick everywhere

Because he was a fun-gi, why did he leave? There wasn’t mush room.

… even my smoking is second-hand.

those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.