Jokes

It’s been collecting my dirt for years.

A Ford Coccus

Nobody likes a terminal diagnosis.

A pythong

An introvert programmer stares at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert programmer stares at yours.

Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The priest was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen roses.A minister went to the same barber. Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The minister was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen roses.A rabbi went to the same barber. Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The rabbi was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen rabbis.

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

Some call me a functioning alcoholic.

Shit

I fucking hate my dad! Also there should be a flair for Family/FriendsBut my dad is a Homophobic POS, he saw my watching Steven Universe once and went into a frenzy about how it’s a show about a bunch of Space Fags. He literally with “ughhhh” in the loudest voice during IT 2 when that gay couple kissed and everyone was looking at himHe’s genuinely a horrible person and the only thing stopping me from killing myself is the thought of finally moving out and flipping him off I can picture it and as one of my many heroes would say“SUCK A DICK DUMB SHITS!” – Sarah LynnAlright your turn 🙂