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About 2 minutes into my workout, I decided to work on my personality instead.
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David SnortsHams
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In the edited edition of Star Wars: A New Hope, one of Han Solo’s lines is used twice
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Labour Leadership Hopefuls Perform 4 Yorkshiremen Sketch
r/MemeThatNews•Posted byu/DamoclesBDA20 minutes agoLabour Leadership Hopefuls Perform 4 Yorkshiremen Sketch
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But what if the punchline arrived first?
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I believe that schools do not prepare us for the future.
The best example of this is when your teacher said “If you’re ever nervous on stage, picture everyone in their underwear.” I try doing that as a 15 year old and I end up freaking out more.
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What are the 3 hottest things you can do to a woman during foreplay?
VacuumDishesLaundry
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I accidentally filled the Escort up with diesel…
She died.
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My math teacher never goes outside.
I can tell, cos there’s no sin of his tan.
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Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left?
The opposite of right.