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What are markets in Africa called?
Black market.
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Why are Executioners so good at their jobs?
Because they execute it perfectly
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How do you know anything about anybody?
They’ll tell you
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joke of cuort room:;
funy joke i made.:judge in courtroom: ORDR! ORDER!man 1: cheese bueger plaesejudge: shut the up…man: NO!! i order 7up!!
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Is Trae Young just the product of being on a bad team?
I haven’t watched very many hawks games but I always see Trae putting up huge numbers. I fully believe he is an amazing player and a future MVP but are his stats inflated due to him being given the keys to the offence? The hawks have been awful and Trae has been the one bright spot in Atlanta. Not trying to hate on the guy, I’m a huge Trae Young supporter, but just curious to hear from people who actually watch the games.
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An not at all crumby pun!
What do you call a piece of bread that has genetic deficiencies after multiple generations of breeding?Inbread.
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I had a kid in the back of a police car
i named it nina
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I’m cutting you off
You’ve been bungee jumping too much
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I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
I built a house out of OXO cubes and lived in it for a few months. When I first started living in it I really hated it and wanted to move out. But then when I eventually did move out, I found myself missing it and really wanting to go back.I have Stockhome Syndrome.
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What did one snowman say to the other while snacking?
This carrot tastes like boogers.
Jokes
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