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Performing a blowjob on a champagne bottle
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I caught my mate drinking brake fluid the other day
He Says he can stop any time he wants
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What concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback
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What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tire and call it a ‘Good Year’.
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I was going to post a time travelling joke.
But you guys didn’t like it.
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A professional limbo player walks into a bar,
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What do Tibetans use to move their alpacas around?
Dolly Llamas
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I got fired at the calendar factory today
It isn’t fair either, all I did was I took a few days off
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If you enjoy 2020
Don’t worry because 2022 will be 2020 too.
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Four Moles Are Burrowing Under A Bakery
As they get closer to the surface, the first mole in the line sniffs deeply and says, “Mmmmm, I smell cookies!”They dig a big further, and the second mole raises his noise and says, “Wow, I smell cake!”The dig goes on another few minutes, and the third mole finally smells something and says, “I smell frosting!”The mole in the back is growing discouraged, and exclaims, “All I smell is mole asses!”