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F**k off Bill

A software engineer was waiting in the VIP lounge for his flight from JFK airport. He was supposed to meet his colleague for a coffee before he flew home, but the colleague was late. He spotted Bill Gates sitting alone at a table and walked over and said – Wow, I can’t believe it’s Bill Gates. Nice to meet you. Gates smiled and said hi. – Listen man would you do me a favour? I’m expecting my colleague to come any minute now. When he comes, would you walk over and just say – Hi there Robbin, how are you? Mr Gates thought it was an amusing prank and agreed to do it. The colleague finally arrived, and they sat down for coffee. After a few moments Bill Gates steps up, puts his hand on Robins shoulder and says – Hi there Robin, how are you? Robin turns around and says – Fuck off Bill, can’t you see I’m busy?