little johnny’s parents went away for the weekend and left him at the neighbor’s house. when it was time for bed Mrs. Williams told him to sleep upstairs and share a bed with baby. He says, “no its fine I don’t wanna sleep with a baby, I’ll sleep on the couch downstairs.” The next morning a very sexy young girl comes downstairs and Johnny says, “who are you?!” she says, “I’m Baby. Who are you?” Johnny says, “A fucking idiot.”