I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar
So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily pocketed the dollar and said “you see that white cat over there, how many teeth does it have?”
So I said “ I don’t know….”
He said “ how many hairs does it have?”
I again replied saying I didn’t know.
He then said to me “ You see that black rooster over there, how many legs does it have?”
So I promptly said 2.
So the homeless man said “how come you know nothing about white pussy and so much about black cock?”